Things Taylor and I overheard at Walmart this morning: “I want to fall in love with a girl who gets excited about going to Olive Garden”-College guy. Umm hi cute college guy, my name is Tiffany and  I get ridiculously excited about going to Olive Garden. “That mechanical bull last night killed my shoulder.”-College girl I really really reaaalllyyyy wanted to ask where she rode a mechanical bull… because that’s just some good clean fun and one of my favorites, but Taylor wouldn’t let me. “After the office Christmas party last night, it’s going to be an awkward Monday tomorrow. Can’t even remember how many times I got my butt slapped, and slapped a few myself I think.”-30ish guy. Gotta be careful how much of that eggnog you drink Mr. Office Christmas Party. ALL this on a Sunday morning in Walmart… it was thoroughly entertaining. And I got my bottled water, coffee, coffee creamer, blueberry muffins, and oreo’s to hold me over till I am home sweet home tomorrow. Sounds so healthy, I know. I know. ohhhh life, I do adore you.

Things Taylor and I overheard at Walmart this morning:

“I want to fall in love with a girl who gets excited about going to Olive Garden”-College guy.

Umm hi cute college guy, my name is Tiffany and  I get ridiculously excited about going to Olive Garden.

“That mechanical bull last night killed my shoulder.”-College girl

I really really reaaalllyyyy wanted to ask where she rode a mechanical bull… because that’s just some good clean fun and one of my favorites, but Taylor wouldn’t let me.

“After the office Christmas party last night, it’s going to be an awkward Monday tomorrow. Can’t even remember how many times I got my butt slapped, and slapped a few myself I think.”-30ish guy.

Gotta be careful how much of that eggnog you drink Mr. Office Christmas Party.

ALL this on a Sunday morning in Walmart… it was thoroughly entertaining. And I got my bottled water, coffee, coffee creamer, blueberry muffins, and oreo’s to hold me over till I am home sweet home tomorrow. Sounds so healthy, I know. I know.

ohhhh life, I do adore you.